If I were....

If I were a month, I’d be December.
If I were a day of the week, I’d be Saturday.
If I were a time of day, I’d be 3:33pm.
If I were a planet, I’d be Earth.
If I were a sea animal, I’d be a seal.
If I were a direction, I’d be South.
If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a big, fluffy chair.
If I were a liquid, I’d be sweet tea.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be a ruby.
If I were a tree, I’d be a weeping willow.
If I were a tool, I’d be a hammer.
If I were a flower, I’d be gerber daisy.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be a cold rain.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a piano.
If I were a color, I’d be pink.
If I were an emotion, I’d be contentment.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a orange.
If I were a sound, I’d be laughter.
If I were an element, I’d be plutonium.
If I were a car, I’d be a pickup truck.
If I were a food, I’d be enchiladas.
If I were a place, I’d be home.
If I were a material, I’d be warm and fuzzy.
If I were a taste, I’d be spicy.
If I were a scent, I’d be baked goods cooking.
If I were an object, I’d be a beautiful knick-knack.
If I were a body part, I’d be a heart.
If I were a facial expression, I’d be a big smile.
If I were a song, I’d be country.
If I were a pair of shoes, I'd be tennis shoes.
What would you be?